The Hormone Guide

I got this from my Aunt and this was too good not to pass up. Maybe this is something we should share w/ the hubbys. hahaha
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?



Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!


What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.


Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?


What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...and men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!
If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times!!!!